The ugly fruit loop looking piece of shit to the left there with the blue hair and “dazzling” mongoloid idiot grin is Perez Hilton. Or something. He is repulsive, repugnant and a pretty good example of why the United States of America is in deep trouble. Over two million folks on the internets follow this douchebag’s Twitter feed. Over the weekend he posted a paparazzi photo taken of Miley Cyrus’ crotch sans underwear. Ordinarily we would not even notice such an occurrence but Cyrus is 17 years old and as such, posting images of her genitalia online is considered by the FBI to be quite the Faux pas. Understand that if Miley had posted the image HERSELF she would be guilty of breaking child pornography laws and could be forced to register as a sex offender. So what will happen to Mr. Hilton? I say we lock his ass up and forget where we put him. Seriously.
This dude is one poorly applied chemical peel away from being a God Damned Batman villain.