The worst thing you can do if you want to continue to objectify insanely hot women on your goofy insignifigant website is meet them.
Seriously. Even if you are just kidding most of the time and doing so for the sake of entertainment (and click baiting through Google image search results. Ahem.)
If you ever find yourself wanting to immediately stop thinking about somebody solely as an object of your psuedo adolescent mid life crisis, just go ahead and shake their hand.
Olivia Munn is pretty God Damn smart and she seems to understand this little fact as Gospel. I had the good fortune to meet her last night and I can tell you I am no longer remotely sexually attracted to her.
Wait – what now? Is she ugly in person? Was she a bitch? Is she full of herself?
Nope. She is exactly who you think she is from seeing her on Attack of The Show.
Olivia Munn is absolutely beautiful and I can think of no one who looks better in a Wonder Woman outfit or the hallowed metal bikini of Princess Leia; including Princess Leia. With her unique Asian/American features and her strong confident posture you would be hard pressed to find a more appropriate example of the word “Stunningly Attractive”.
But she ain’t no pin-up chick. And she ain’t your bitch. And she’ll make sure you know it too all the while being funny and honest and totally cool to even the oddest “fan” who doesn’t “get it” at all.
If I had to describe Olivia in three words I think they would be “Cool Little SIster.” AND That right there is the period at the end of the sentence. Upon meeting her, you like her so much you start to identify her as family. And I don’t care HOW hot your sister is dressed up as Sailor Moon. You don’t want to kiss her. She is smart enough to tap into this and it’s really fun to watch. You walk away really hoping that she “makes it really big” and you’ll almost allow yourself to feel proud when she does.
She’s got a mouth on her like a truck driver with Tourettes though, but all the coolest little sisters do. Read her book. It’s funny – but the part about her Grandmother is gonna ruin your day for a while.
Unless you’re a dick.