And I thought Val Kilmer was a mistake…

Apparently Christian Bale is too busy screaming at Mel Gibson to pull on the old rubber suit for Batman 3 so Warner Brothers is going in a different direction.

“We’ve done two dead serious dark Batman films and now everyone agrees it’s time to lighten it up a bit. Russell Brand fits that bill to a T.” – Completely fictional Warner Brothers Executive

That shot is actually from the set of the upcoming remake of “Arthur” in which Brand plays the title role of a wealthy dude who gets so intoxicated he somehow manages to fall  madly in love with Katy Perry.  Or something. Rimshot. (Don’t bother sending hate mail you hordes of California Gurls – it’s just a joke)

Anyway; apparently in the updated version, Arthur has a Batmobile and enjoys fighting crime with a utility belt full of Jack Daniels.

And just like that they managed to sell me a ticket to a movie I otherwise had no interest in.

Well played Mr. Brand . . . Well played.


About calmixx

Calmixx is the Pseudonym of New York Artist/Writer Brian Mc- - HEY wait a minute. Why have a cool Pseudonym if you're just gonna tell people it's a Pseudonym? Yeah you can just call me Calmixx for now. Maybe if we have a third date I'll give up the last name but not without dinner. Check out my silly little blog and let me know what you think. Because I care. I really do. Really. Honest. Sorta.
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