I came across this picture of Sylvester Stallone and Terry Crews at the Stock Market today. Now, an amateur at this type of thing would say – “Why is Terry Crews going all “Hulkamania” on those poor depressed bankers?” But I am a PROFESSIONAL my friends, and so I look right PAST The OBVIOUS and notice that Stallone’s hand is as big as a small Volkswagen.
This made me think of the Fisher Price Rescue Hero toys and I think I may have found Sly’s next lame movie !
What do you think? Stallone as the leader of a group of rough and tumble rescue workers who use their comically large hands to save people and fight injustice in a world that just doesn’t understand them . . .
I smell an Oscar.
Actually I think he had large hands in Oscar too.