I came across this picture of Sylvester Stallone and Terry Crews at the Stock Market today.  Now, an amateur at this type of thing would say – “Why is Terry Crews going all “Hulkamania” on those poor depressed bankers?” But I am a PROFESSIONAL my friends, and so I look right PAST The OBVIOUS and notice that Stallone’s hand is as big as a small Volkswagen.

This made me think of the Fisher Price Rescue Hero toys and I think I may have found Sly’s next lame movie !

What do you think? Stallone as the leader of a group of rough and tumble rescue workers who use their comically large hands to save people and fight injustice in a world that just doesn’t understand them  . . .

I smell an Oscar.

Actually I think he had large hands in Oscar too.


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Calmixx is the Pseudonym of New York Artist/Writer Brian Mc- - HEY wait a minute. Why have a cool Pseudonym if you're just gonna tell people it's a Pseudonym? Yeah you can just call me Calmixx for now. Maybe if we have a third date I'll give up the last name but not without dinner. Check out my silly little blog and let me know what you think. Because I care. I really do. Really. Honest. Sorta.
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