Awkward.

PERSON #1 @ PRESTIGIOUS DINNER – We’re very excited because the heart medication I developed at my start up pharmaceutical lab just cleared it’s first round of Human clinical trials.

PERSON #2 @ PRESTIGIOUS DINNER – That’s fantastic ! We were just lucky enough to book a thirteen city speaking tour about the alternative Cancer treatment we developed during our time studying in Africa.

 

CALMIXX – Sometimes I write about Star Wars.

PERSON #1 @ PRESTIGIOUS DINNER – You write Star Wars ! That’s fantastic!

CALMIXX – No . . . I said I write ABOUT Star Wars.  Sometimes. For an Internet website.  Next week I’m going to write about TRON.

PERSON #1 @ PRESTIGIOUS DINNER – Oh.  (Long awkward pause) I think they are getting ready to serve the salads.

Sigh.

I hope you people appreciate the social circle sacrifices I make for you.

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About calmixx

Calmixx is the Pseudonym of New York Artist/Writer Brian Mc- - HEY wait a minute. Why have a cool Pseudonym if you're just gonna tell people it's a Pseudonym? Yeah you can just call me Calmixx for now. Maybe if we have a third date I'll give up the last name but not without dinner. Check out my silly little blog and let me know what you think. Because I care. I really do. Really. Honest. Sorta.
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