PERSON #2 @ PRESTIGIOUS DINNER – That’s fantastic ! We were just lucky enough to book a thirteen city speaking tour about the alternative Cancer treatment we developed during our time studying in Africa.
CALMIXX – Sometimes I write about Star Wars.
PERSON #1 @ PRESTIGIOUS DINNER – You write Star Wars ! That’s fantastic!
CALMIXX – No . . . I said I write ABOUT Star Wars. Sometimes. For an Internet website. Next week I’m going to write about TRON.
PERSON #1 @ PRESTIGIOUS DINNER – Oh. (Long awkward pause) I think they are getting ready to serve the salads.
I hope you people appreciate the social circle sacrifices I make for you.