Superman Lives would have killed us all.

Today I came across a gallery of costume tests done by Steve Johnson Effects for the “Holy Crap that actually almost happened” version of Superman that was to have been directed by Tim Burton and star Nicholas Cage with portions of a script originally by Kevin Smith.  I firmly believe that if this movie had been made it would have been the very last superhero movie ever produced.  If this movie had been made, they might have stopped making comic books.  If this movie had been made it would have caused changes to the space time continuum that would be catastrophic to our very way of life.  Don’t misunderstand me – the costume designs are very well done. They look extremely professional and would have looked great on screen – but they are NOT Superman. No way. No How. Nay. Nope. Nyet.Un-uh.  So when your head hits the old pillow tonight be sure and thank whatever God you believe in that cooler heads prevailed and the world was spared this.  It could have killed us all.

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About calmixx

Calmixx is the Pseudonym of New York Artist/Writer Brian Mc- - HEY wait a minute. Why have a cool Pseudonym if you're just gonna tell people it's a Pseudonym? Yeah you can just call me Calmixx for now. Maybe if we have a third date I'll give up the last name but not without dinner. Check out my silly little blog and let me know what you think. Because I care. I really do. Really. Honest. Sorta.
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