Warren Peace

MTV, (or shall we just rename it ‘CTV’ due to its nonstop crap filled programming) has decided to cancel the one reason I even bothered to watch their network.
Warren The Ape has been canceled and will not be getting a second season.
Just take a minute to absorb that information……..
Got it?  Understand? Good. Now here are my thoughts on the situation.
At first, I was angrier than a Vulcan during Pon Farr.
How could MTV not renew the intelligent indecency that is Warren The Ape?  It is a TRAVESTY. Soon however, I managed to calm down and contemplate the possibility that  maybe this a good thing.
While on air, Warren was the best thing to happen to MTV since music.
Considering MTV abandoned music, their one chance at redemption was a classically trained thespian who just so happened to be a plush puppet primate.
Now that MTV has kicked him to the curb, their network is doomed to perish as an idiotic void of teenage pregnancies and spray tans.
Sure, Warren had a home there. But let’s be honest, Warren is way too amazing to be stuck on a suckwork (they no longer deserve the term “network”) of that caliber.
A Suckwork where watching anything other than Warren The Ape risks costing you valuable IQ Points (and the danger of having to watch a “Snooki”).
Now the silver lining appears…
There has been no word about any networks wanting and willing to adopt my friend Warren….YET!
But come on! It’s Warren The Freakin Ape! Surely some twisted network would love to give him a new home.
Shucks, we here at Geek Propaganda would be happy to provide Warren with his own weekly article if he were game.  A weekly rant about alcohol, prostitutes & theater! If that isn’t compelling literature, I don’t know what is.  Warren have your monkeys call our monkeys and WE WILL MAKE THAT HAPPEN.


We are left for now with only memories of an out of control puppet rocking a helmet better than that construction dude in the Village People.

I have an intuition that we’ll see Warren again.
Be it on Adult Swim or America’s Most Wanted.
This is not the end for Warren Demontague.

If you’re reading this Warren, just know that Geek Propaganda adores you and is hoping and praying  for yet another comeback.  Hey, if Britney can do it…

Keep your head up, make sure Dan Milano keeps his hand where the sun don’t shine, and most importantly, KEEP…… IT…… UP!

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About Darilyn Tiberius Skywalker

Who is Darilyn Tiberius Skywalker? A strange young female geek who more than likely arrived on this planet via spaceship to study the creatures most commonly known as 'humans'. When she's not gathering data she is PWNING all those who dare to challenge her superior gaming skills. She is here to make you smile & secretly transmit your thoughts back to her headquarters. So until the Mothership is ready to beam her home, she's here geeking out as a writer for Geek Propaganda.com Enjoy her articles or else she'll send a swarm of disco dancing aliens to continuously boogie out in your dreams for all of eternity. And trust me. You don't want that.
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One Response to Warren Peace

  1. WTA fan says:

    Keep it going Warren, keep your chin up and head high, I think in the next 10 years you will be looking at syndication, while Snooki and Situation will be looking at the gas pump they “administer” for gainful employment.

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