MTV, (or shall we just rename it ‘CTV’ due to its nonstop crap filled programming) has decided to cancel the one reason I even bothered to watch their network.
Warren The Ape has been canceled and will not be getting a second season.
Just take a minute to absorb that information……..
Got it? Understand? Good. Now here are my thoughts on the situation.
At first, I was angrier than a Vulcan during Pon Farr.
How could MTV not renew the intelligent indecency that is Warren The Ape? It is a TRAVESTY. Soon however, I managed to calm down and contemplate the possibility that maybe this a good thing.
While on air, Warren was the best thing to happen to MTV since music.
Considering MTV abandoned music, their one chance at redemption was a classically trained thespian who just so happened to be a plush puppet primate.
Now that MTV has kicked him to the curb, their network is doomed to perish as an idiotic void of teenage pregnancies and spray tans.
Sure, Warren had a home there. But let’s be honest, Warren is way too amazing to be stuck on a suckwork (they no longer deserve the term “network”) of that caliber.
A Suckwork where watching anything other than Warren The Ape risks costing you valuable IQ Points (and the danger of having to watch a “Snooki”).
Now the silver lining appears…
There has been no word about any networks wanting and willing to adopt my friend Warren….YET!
But come on! It’s Warren The Freakin Ape! Surely some twisted network would love to give him a new home.
Shucks, we here at Geek Propaganda would be happy to provide Warren with his own weekly article if he were game. A weekly rant about alcohol, prostitutes & theater! If that isn’t compelling literature, I don’t know what is. Warren have your monkeys call our monkeys and WE WILL MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
We are left for now with only memories of an out of control puppet rocking a helmet better than that construction dude in the Village People.
If you’re reading this Warren, just know that Geek Propaganda adores you and is hoping and praying for yet another comeback. Hey, if Britney can do it…
Keep your head up, make sure Dan Milano keeps his hand where the sun don’t shine, and most importantly, KEEP…… IT…… UP!