What the Holy Smurf . . .

The smurfiest thing about Hollywood is how smurfing original they are in everything they smurf. Smurfiously, if they come up with something that they think could make even the smurfiest amount of cold smurf cash they just toss buckets of money at a CGI house until that smurf is as smurfy as can smurf. Then they smurf Katy Perry and Hank Azaria and Neil Patrick Harris and threaten them with a serious smurfing if they don’t do the vocals for this kind of smurf and KA-SMURF! They have a brand smurfin’ new movie to market to very young children who will smurf for toys and the retarded.  This looks absosmurfly terrible. I do however predict that it will be better than Spiderman – Smurf off the Dark.

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About calmixx

Calmixx is the Pseudonym of New York Artist/Writer Brian Mc- - HEY wait a minute. Why have a cool Pseudonym if you're just gonna tell people it's a Pseudonym? Yeah you can just call me Calmixx for now. Maybe if we have a third date I'll give up the last name but not without dinner. Check out my silly little blog and let me know what you think. Because I care. I really do. Really. Honest. Sorta.
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