Natalie Mendoza wants to live !

30 year old actress Natalie Mendoza will announce later today ( or soon this week) through her publicist that she is leaving Julie Taymor’s Broadway Musical, Spiderman – Turn off The Dark.

When the story comes out it will say something like “creative differences” or “pursue new oppurtunities” but mark my words; the bottom line is that 30 is too young to die.  Way too young to get tossed 30 feet into a lighting rig, or dropped off a fake 59th street bridge or clubbed in the head by the Green Goblin’s glider.  If I were her publicist, the announcement WOULD say:

Natalie has decided to choose life and go fight the Taliban in Afghanistan as it seems to be a lot safer.

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