Hey kids look at that picture over there on the left ! That’s Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone on the set of the brand new Sony Spiderman reboot! The picture comes from the JustJared website and I am contractually obligated to say how great it looks !
The hell I am.
Is Peter Parker so poor in this flick that he can’t afford a comb? Is he so poor that his gloves lack fingers? I think Andrew Garfield is a great actor and I’m reasonably optimistic that at the very least this will be entertaining, but it sure is starting to look like I am NOT the target audience.
Which is fine. I guess effeminate Emo girly boys need Superheroe movies too.
Oh relax, it’s a joke. (Sorta)