The Green Hornet doesn't sting. It sucks.

Seth Rogen’s Green Hornet is a moron and Jay Chou’s Kato is little more than an Asian robot clown.  This flick is like “Abbott and Costello pretend to be Superheroes” and it’s really sad because Abbott and Costello would have been more heroic.

What an expensive three dimensional piece of crap.  Seth Rogen is essentially playing a thinner Zack from Zack and Miri make a Porno who decides to be a super hero for no reason other than he is bored.  This movie was so lame I don’t even want to write about it anymore.  Blech.

Seriously.  I have a lot more I could say but I don’t even want to.  This movie has no soul, was written by a hack and produced for no purpose than to ride a big opening weekend.  It deserves no more of my time or for that matter yours.


About calmixx

Calmixx is the Pseudonym of New York Artist/Writer Brian Mc- - HEY wait a minute. Why have a cool Pseudonym if you're just gonna tell people it's a Pseudonym? Yeah you can just call me Calmixx for now. Maybe if we have a third date I'll give up the last name but not without dinner. Check out my silly little blog and let me know what you think. Because I care. I really do. Really. Honest. Sorta.
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