PSYCHOSLASH: I have been reading comic books since I was a mere embryo and have an almost encyclopedia like knowledge of all things having to do with the genre.
CALMIXX: Yeah. well, the thing is you really need to have more than just “fact recall” to write here. We try to have a real voice you know? We try to be as impartial as possible and our readers count on us to provide them with REAL opinions you know? This position is a lot more complicated than just “knowing alot” about comic books . . .
PSYCHOSLASH: That’s exactly why I’m perfect for this. I read EVERYTHING, I’m not beholden to ANYONE and I have very STRONG opinions on the industry as a whole.
CALMIXX: Yeah. Yeah that’s great. So ahhh, if you don’t mind my asking; what’s going on with the mask?
PSYCHOSLASH: I have to protect my true identity because I actually work for a major New York comic book company.
CALMIXX: Wow. That’s really . . . weird. Listen it was really nice meeting you and I’ll thank you for coming in but I don’t get the vibe that this the right fit for us right now…
PSYCHOSLASH: Hey – you wrote Unhappy Smiley Face Man vs. The Box Makers of Mars . . .
CALMIXX: Whats that now?
PSYCHOSLASH: I love those books. Really can’t wait for the next one.
CALMIXX: Welcome aboard Psychoslash; let’s see if we can’t wrangle you up some business cards . . .