So the guy in charge of running the back end of Geekpropaganda and keeping track of stats and stuff sent me an email today to tell me that his Google analytical report returned the fact that I had been nominated for a Shorty Award.
You know what? This whole thing has actually resulted in me getting depressed. Not only was I NOT nominated for an award I don’t WANT, there is now an actual website that points this fact out to anyone curious enough to enter my name in a search engine.
For those of you keeping score I also have not won a Peabody, an Oscar, an Emmy, Grammy or People’s Choice Award. I’m fairly certain I’ll eventually get a Golden Globe though as they just hand them out like centerpieces at a wedding.