You Control the Darilyn Tiberius Skywalker!

Let me tell you what I’m obsessed with…


Well, everything except Gnomes, because those monstrous sculptures are plotting to take over our galaxy someday. Terminate their wicked scheme and stop buying the freaking things! They aren’t decorative, so why plague your yards with them? Blech!
So aside from the gnomes I’m open to discuss almost anything. Almost. Yes. I’m looking at YOU Freak.
So if you, my distinguished reader, want to see me rant on a particular geeky subject this right here is your lucky day!
Suggest a topic, any topic and if it’s not too messed up, I’ll write a nice little article about it right here in this web space! Heck – I’ll even mention you in the article if you like! Whoah, calm down there. Yes. You again.  Weirdo.
As always, thanks for visiting me here at Geek Propaganda!

Now make with the demands and stop buying those Apocalyptic Gnomes!


About Darilyn Tiberius Skywalker

Who is Darilyn Tiberius Skywalker? A strange young female geek who more than likely arrived on this planet via spaceship to study the creatures most commonly known as 'humans'. When she's not gathering data she is PWNING all those who dare to challenge her superior gaming skills. She is here to make you smile & secretly transmit your thoughts back to her headquarters. So until the Mothership is ready to beam her home, she's here geeking out as a writer for Geek Enjoy her articles or else she'll send a swarm of disco dancing aliens to continuously boogie out in your dreams for all of eternity. And trust me. You don't want that.
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3 Responses to You Control the Darilyn Tiberius Skywalker!

  1. Danny says:

    I always thought that those plastic pink flamingo decorations had a sinister purpose as well. Maybe it is a conspiracy with all lawn decor. Thoughts?

  2. skoat says:

    if you were to write about any of these that would cement you in the annals of the nerd-dom hall of fame…in my head

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