CALMIXX: Have you ever seen Firefly?
BROTHER JOBU: uh – Yeah. Of Course I have. Haven’t YOU?
CALMIXX: Nahh. Somehow I missed it. Last night I watched every episode of it on Netflix though and it might be the best show I’ve ever see . . . WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
BROTHER JOBU: What?
CALMIXX: That! That DVD ! It’s AMAZING! Is it REAL?
BROTHER JOBU: Are you talking about Sharktopus?
CALMIXX: Sharktopus! That is freaking GENIUS ! Sold! How much is this?
BROTHER JOBU: If it’s a quarter it’s a quarter too much. (READ ON AFTER THE JUMP)
CALMIXX: How could you say that? It’s a SHARK AND AN OCTOPUS ! You have to understand how cool that is . . .
BROTHER JOBU: You haven’t seen this yet?
CALMIXX: You HAVE? How? Where? What the hell kind of partner are you that you would go see SHARKTOPUS and NOT invite me? I invited you to the midnight premiere of Piranha 3D!
BROTHER JOBU: Piranha 3D. Really? That’s supposed to be a GOOD thing?
CALMIXX: What the hell is with all the Piranha hate? That movie was epic! Hey – do you think . . . is it POSSIBLE that Sharktopus is in the same class as Piranha 3D?
BROTHER JOBU: Believe it or not, if there is one movie that makes Piranha look good this might be it.
CALMIXX: Ahh what the hell do you know about killer monster fish movies? I’m buying it!
BROTHER JOBU: Don’t buy it.
CALMIXX: No way bud. You have kept me from Sharktopus long enough. Now should I get it on Blu Ray?
BROTHER JOBU: Why don’t you PRETEND you bought it, accept that it is a sucktacular train wreck and then donate the 20 bucks to the Red Cross for Japan…
CALMIXX: Whoah; can you imagine if they had a Sharktopus in Japan right now? THAT would be frickin’ horrific.
BROTHER JOBU: That’s offensive and now you HAVE to donate the cash to the Red Cross.
CALMIXX: Yeah. I guess you’re right. Still … it’s a Shark/Octopus hybrid with problem solving skills… hard to resist.
BROTHER JOBU: Step away from the DVD… and text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate 10 bucks to Japan Relief Efforts.
CALMIXX: Yeah – I guess you’re right.
DON’T SPEND GOOD MONEY ON BAD MOVIES. SEND THAT CASH TO JAPAN.