JEFF: Thank you for calling Carstache, my name is Jeff ; how can I help you today?
CALMIXX: Hi Jeff – This is Calmixx from Geekpropaganda, I was just calling to give you a heads up on your email – I think you might be having a delivery issue.
JEFF: Why do you think that?
CALMIXX: Well today is April 5th and I just now received your silly little April Fools day joke about the Car Mustaches. Looks like your email server is 4 days behind.
JEFF: That’s not a joke sir.
JEFF: Carstache is no joke. Khloe Kardashian has one.
CALMIXX: Jeff, I don’t think that’s very nice, I think she’s Armenian – there’s only so much a girl can do with wax . . .
CALMIXX: Khloe Kardashian has a mustache on her car?
JEFF: You betcha. Carstache is the latest craze in Hollywood.
CALMIXX: Why would anyone put a mustache on their car?
JEFF: It’s ABSURD!
CALMIXX: Do YOU have a mustache on your car ?
JEFF: I take the bus.
JEFF: Sadly it does not.
CALMIXX: Do people actually buy these things?
JEFF: Carstache creator Ethan Eyler said “When you drive into a tailgate with a Carstache you get free beer, hot dogs, and high fives, reaching instant celebrity status.”
CALMIXX: Do you expect me to believe that if I put a mustache on my car I’m going to get free beer?
JEFF: Ethan does!
CALMIXX: Ethan gets free beer?
JEFF: No – he expects you to believe that you will!
CALMIXX: Does Ethan think I’m an idiot?
JEFF: Ethan also said “When people spot a Carstache on the streets, it’s a feel-good thing that cracks people up and puts a smile on their face.”
CALMIXX: Is Ethan slow? I mean it’s cool if he is and I certainly mean no disrespect but I just can’t understand why anyone would sell mustaches for cars. It like selling side burns for a toaster.
JEFF: What did you say?
CALMIXX: I asked if Ethan was slow . . .
JEFF: No after that – the toaster thing . . .
CALMIXX: I said it’s like selling sideburns for a toaster . . .
JEFF: GENIUS! I have to call Ethan !